Man Arrested For Making False 911 Calls

[Moto]

SAINT AUGUSTINE, Fla. -- St. Johns County deputies arrested a man early Sunday morning on suspicion of calling 911 twice requesting a police escort to drive him to Miami to see rapper Lil' Wayne.Michael Kruse, 20, of Jacksonville, was arrested near I-95 after allegedly making two separate 911 calls to authorities. The police report said after the first call, the authorities told him to not call 911 anymore unless it is an emergency. A few hours later, Kruse called them again, police said.The police said in the report that Kruse might have been under the influence of an unknown substance. Kruse was charged with making a false 911 call. Kruse has since posted bond.

[Chrisco]

You know, if you need better eyes there is a surgery that will give you 20 20 vision.. If you don't like your wife/girls there is always implants... Headaches, Advil and Ibuprofen.. But you can't fix stupid.... That's Forever....

[Moto]

WOW, that is so true...

[Chrisco]

I could have kept going before the punch line, but its too early to type that much....

[Coop]

Stupid is, as stupid does...

[earlySP-1]

[SifuGR]

lol, to see a rapper!
(i personally hate that ****, there is very little talent and less musical ability involved in making that 'music')...
You like it? cool
that's your thing, do what you want to do!
I won't try to to get you to listen to mine, don't make me listen to yours

It kills me that this guy was such a ****ing dumb*** to call 911 TWICE to get a ride/escort down to miami for a rap concert!

[Curly]

I think he was doing it as a joke, but if you're going to jail, make it ****ing worth it.,

[Sheridan]

hmmm... lil wayne would be proud!

[Moto]

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/t...140682&catid=3



ST. JOHNS COUNTY, FL -- A 20-year-old man has been arrested for misusing 911.
Deputies say Michael Kruse of Jacksonville initially called 911 because he felt sick on June 21st.
The call went into the 911 call center in St. Johns County.
Kruse's speech was slurred and the dispatcher had difficulty understanding him.
Dispatch: "Are you sure you haven't taken something sir? Because you're not making a whole lot of sense."
Caller: "I've been smoking marijuana."
Dispatch: "You've been smoking marijuana?"
Caller: "Yes."
Dispatch: "Do you want a deputy to come and take you to jail?"
Caller: "Why?"
Dispatch: "You just told me on a taped line you just got done smoking marijuana."
Caller: "Awww. Are you serious?"
Sgt. Chuck Mulligan, spokesman with the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office, said deputies located Kruse, took him to a family member, and gave him a stern lecture about 911.
Hours later on June 22nd, Kruse called 911 again. This time he was driving on I-95. He told the dispatcher he wanted a police escort to see the rapper, Lil Wayne, in concert in Miami.
Dispatch: "You want a police escort to take you to Miami?"

Caller: "Or, you have a helicopter?"

Dispatch: "We don't just send helicopters up for rappers."

Caller: "Well, I'm driving there right now. I just wanted the fastest way to get there. I didn't want to get pulled over on the highway."

The dispatcher had Kruse pull off the interstate at the State Road 207 exit. There, deputies met Kruse and arrested him for misuse of 911.