Crap times.... :pileopooh:

[Mofo]

How long are you on the crapper?

[Curly]

Usually about 6-8 minutes for me, but if I haven't been near a computer for a while then I will pull out my phone and check out www.JaxSB.com, the ****in' coolest site.

** Posted from my phone while on my throne. Doc ---><--- Ben

This one took approximately 17 minutes.

[NoFault]

I got issues with the nerves in my legs, if I sit there any longer than 5 minutes my **** legs go numb and I will have to kinda fall off....

[Mofo]

[Curly]

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Originally Posted by NoFault I got issues with the nerves in my legs, if I sit there any longer than 5 minutes my **** legs go numb and I will have to kinda fall off....

[oxgsxrxo]

same problem **** legs go numb after 10 min

[Tekno Viking]

Doc ---><--- Ben Lmao,

Best...thread...ever, hands down

I'm business oriented while dooking. Get in, get out undetected. Unless I'm at work, then I take my time and fart around (pun) to break up the monotony of teaching.

[earlySP-1]

I used to have the leg numbness thing until my ex-gf installed got this UBER comfy seat... Now I can enjoy quality time in the library. :steamer:

[Trip]

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Originally Posted by Tekno Viking Doc ---><--- Ben Lmao, Best...thread...ever, hands down I'm business oriented while dooking. Get in, get out undetected. Unless I'm at work, then I take my time and fart around (pun) to break up the monotony of teaching.

Nobody cares if your puns were intended.
People who point out their puns are like comedians who explain their jokes: they both think you're too stupid to get it. The only good thing about the phrase "pun intended" is that it saves you time when you want to say "hello, I'm going to be at the bag convention this weekend, please be sure to stop by and say 'hi.' I'll be at the douche exhibit." Here's the deal: when you point out your puns, you're making a value judgement on me, the reader. You're saying:

Hey reader, you see that play on words I just made? Yeah, well that wasn't an accident. In fact, I thought it was so clever that I didn't think your simple mind would be able to comprehend the brilliance of my play on words, and I wanted to make sure you know that I'm not only smart enough to use ****nyms, but that I'm smart enough to point them out.

The sheer level of narcissism it takes to think that anyone gives a **** about whether or not you meant to write your pun is mind boggling. If narcissism were measured in units of m***, the skulls of people who pointed out puns would crush in on themselves in a giant black hole of stupidity.
The other variation of calling attention to a pun is the pun denial, or "no pun intended," which is a less formal way of saying:

Dear Reader,
Please direct your attention towards my pun. Admittedly I do think it's clever, but I think that you think so highly of me, that I want you to know that I would never resort to using such a commonplace literary device in my prose. Therefore, I would like to formally renounce my attempt at humor and ***ure you that I am above making puns as a writer, as a pupil of language, and as citizen of Earth.
Sincerest apologies,
D. Baggerson

The phrase "no pun intended" makes me want to band saw my **** off just in case I'm the last man alive and I have to risk repopulating Earth with some moron's incapable vagina. There's no such thing as an unintentional pun; the act of typing the phrase "no pun intended" makes it intentional. If your pun truly wasn't intended, then why didn't you erase it and write something else, ***hole?

[Mofo]

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