Ben doesn't need this, he needs a moped...so he can slow the hell down going past my house!
Dude, seriously Ben, my neighbor's trailer parked on the street prevents me from seeing people flying around that corner and I'd hate for your pretty face to end up smashed into the back of Roxy when I'm pulling out of my driveway. Plus your bike is ****ing loud and it ****es me off!
Love,
Your (not so) friendly neighbor
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